fortnite

A popular video game that is played mostly by 12 year olds, but sometimes exceptions in form of older YouTubers exist. Media portray the game as addictive, but in reality is no more or less addictive than most other games on the market.

Dude, look how that 12 year old plays Fortnite!

*ugh* So the game hasn't died yet?

It's not even that addictive, play some NetHack and you'll realize how non-addictive Fortnite is!

by Skate finder November 24, 2020

Fortnite

A cancerous game that requires a gaming pc that's 700+ dollars

Bugha: Yo Clix wanna play Fortnite.

Clix: No. I quit and you're dogshit L.

by PapiiChullo August 21, 2020

Fortnite

A conman free game played by virgins

Player 1- you with your girlfriend tonight?
Player2- nah I’m playing fortnite... who needs a girlfriend

by Ñor March 1, 2018

Fortnite

Dumb as fuck with 9 year olds yelling inside microphones

Fortnite is also gay

:person hey do you play fortnite
Person 2: fortnite is gay

by Shutmaster222 June 16, 2019

Fortnite

1. The game that 8 year old Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.

2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.

3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.

1. Bob played Fortnite, therefore he will never bang a girl his whole life.

2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”

by fortniteisforstupidkids July 20, 2019

Fortnite

An obsessive game played by little immuture kids

Hey dude wanna play fortnite

by Hair extensions May 24, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite (kahn-surr)

1. The #1 cause of cancer
2. The only thing keeping cringey nine year olds away from minecraft

Person A: Did you here that Jimmy got cancer?
Person B: Rember when he did the floss 2 weeks ago?
Person A: f*cking fortnite

by Beefsmeller27 April 28, 2020