
by Awol239 February 13, 2014

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019

by Cilla TheBlackCat March 25, 2020

Pupper with big banana - looking ears. He has a pretty long nose and he is kinda fat. He never stands up. :)
by frogsnakdok March 14, 2017

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014

Flappy bird-
“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”
“Help them then”
“But Rod is using the keys”
“Well use the other set then”
Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.
“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”
“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”
“Help them then”
“But Rod is using the keys”
“Well use the other set then”
Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.
“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”
by Wahaag February 14, 2019
