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Feta Fishing

To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.
Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?

Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?
by Hesaid123 September 8, 2011
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Sugar Fisting

1. The act of ejaculating on your fist before fisting your partner.
2. A potential lesbian insemination process, where the semen is poured onto one participants fist before fisting their partner.
by Sigi13 May 18, 2015
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shirt cock sword fighting

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
by Snifner October 9, 2006
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fire fighting

Dealing with a series of workplace emergencies on a top-priority basis, so that little scheduled work is done.
The Accounting computers got a virus this morning, and I've wasted all day fighting fires.
by ruskin June 16, 2005
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Morpheus is fighting Neo!

A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.
Eg, at a funeral:

Priest: And so we lay him to rest-

Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
by nexusvip June 2, 2008
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Fighting Starfish

The "fighting starfish" is when one individual rubs their anus against the anus of a second (consenting) individual. It is similiar to the act of "scissoring"- which typically occurs between two vaginas. The "fighting starfish" is more inclusive than scissoring because anyone can participate so long as they have an anus.
Person 1: "What did you do on your date last night?"
Person 2: "Well, Stan and I tried out the fighting starfish..."
Person 1: "Whats that?"
Person 2: "It is when two consenting adults rub their anuses together. It is like scissoring, but more inclusive."
Person 1: "Oh, that sounds like fun."
by Cricketboots September 7, 2012
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Fishing hook of boners

The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone
Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy
by Strongalingam April 6, 2019
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