If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.
Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.
by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023
Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.
Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.
Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.
by Maayhem May 25, 2017
by PullOutChamp21 February 06, 2023
1.Most(not all!) filipino-americans have colonial mentality/ inferiority complex, think they're much better than FOB Filipinos/Filipinos back in the Philippines and make fun of them whenever they have the chance and disown their culture and heritage with a passion. Their are exceptions i.e. me and other Filipinos who defy the typical Fil-Am way of thinking.
(UKININAYO AMIN/ PUTANGINAYO you punk ass motherfuckers!!!!!!!!Step up and rep your Pinoy roots you fucking beezies!!!!!!!!!You fucking dumbfucks all making fun of your parent's accents, dumbshit they could have fuckin aborted your worthless bitchass,you ever thought of that?Then you motherfuckers wouldn't be making fun of your parent's accents would you? FUCKING DUMBSHITS!!!!!!!)
(UKININAYO AMIN/ PUTANGINAYO you punk ass motherfuckers!!!!!!!!Step up and rep your Pinoy roots you fucking beezies!!!!!!!!!You fucking dumbfucks all making fun of your parent's accents, dumbshit they could have fuckin aborted your worthless bitchass,you ever thought of that?Then you motherfuckers wouldn't be making fun of your parent's accents would you? FUCKING DUMBSHITS!!!!!!!)
I don't consider myself a Filipino-American even if I was born in the U.S. Nah, I'm Filipino, just Filipino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REPPIN THE P.I. TILL I DIE BEEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!
UKINAM/PUTANGINAYO TO ALL THOSE HATIN ON THIS DEFINITION!!!!!!!! IF YOU HATIN, YOU A FIL-AM YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
REPPIN THE P.I. TILL I DIE BEEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!
UKINAM/PUTANGINAYO TO ALL THOSE HATIN ON THIS DEFINITION!!!!!!!! IF YOU HATIN, YOU A FIL-AM YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
by REPPIN THE P.I. TILL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 30, 2008
The act of sticking your penis so far into your partner's mouth that they throw up onto it. After that, you proceed to band the shit out of their ass (go anal).
by GeddyNevan February 27, 2011
During the night, as the woman is asleep, the man masturbates onto the back of the woman, and let's it rest and dry there til morning. In the morning, the man scraps the dry semen off the woman's back, and feeds it to her for breakfast.
by Ian Page January 03, 2009
the sexual act where the female preforms a handstand with her legs spread eagle while the man mounds between her legs in a cross-scissor position.as her grabs one leg in front of him and starts rocking back and forth the female saids in Tagalog as she cums ether "Dali aray na ko"(hurry it hurts)or "masarap sarap"(this tastes really good)
by Antonio Sabato Jr. February 17, 2008