Basket weaving and fingering children

A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.

What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.

by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

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person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

Fingering

The best thing some one can do to a girl it can be done a man a woman or your self

Fingering is where you take 1-4 fingers depending on the size of your pussi hole and shove em in and out like a dick until a girl cums ( a sign of an orgasm ) well fingering your self you can also watch porn or do other things while fingering a girl you slowly rip her cilt and g-spot till she is wet then you shove fingers in her while doing this kiss her and squeeze her nipples. If you want a bj or her to do the same go down in her and eat her out she will do anything for you!

One night jenifer got home she was so horney when her girlfriend walked in she was naked she tore off samathas clothes and threw her in bed she passionately rubbed her g-spot until samatha was good and wet she then took 4 fingers and shoved them in thrusting them and hitting her thumb on her g-spot she then started to suck samathas nipples after samatha had several orgasms she rolled over and grabbed a 15" dildo off the nightstand she flipped and shoved it in jenifer when samatha goes upside down jenifer eats her out then there is a knock at the door it is the neibour girl she said she heard them and wanted to get involved they let her as she was eating jenifer Samantha was fingering her it was my best weekend ever

Or fingering can be done by a man and a woman like so

One night Kyle asked Linsey for a bj she said only if you finger me he agreed and ripped off her clothes he tickled her thighs and began with 2 hands rubbing her colt and g-spot when she was wet he shoved his fingers in her she bucked with a orgasm after he ate her out she happily went down on his dick

disclaimer I am gay so I can only guess what it's like to have a man go on you

by Thepussikat March 9, 2011

Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

chode fighting

Similar to cage fighting, but in this case it includes the use of chodes to whack each other until the other one needs chode cream to protect their chode from dehydrating, as in the case of rubbing on chode poison.

For my elective choice in the 9th grade I picked chode fighting, so i could slap coach g across the face with my chode.

by chodessasd January 9, 2009

The Fighting Card

A challenge to fight. Usually used in an argument as a last resort, when one is left without any further intelligent retorts.

An example of someone pulling the fighting card a little too soon:

A: I don't like your t-shirt.
B: I don't like your face.
A: What the hell?
B: Dumbass.
A: You wanna fight!?

by Ricetallsoft July 24, 2009

tongue fighting

When two people are making out but both are trying desperately to achieve control.

Davis broke the vase while tongue fighting his girlfriend but at least he dominated her.

by Fuckbo1 April 5, 2017