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Ferret

Rude name for Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter books. after a fight with Harry, Mad Eye Moody turns Draco Malfoy into a white ferret. After that Ron and Harry always call Draco Malfoy a Ferret.
Shut up, you Ferret!
by the_Sonya January 11, 2006
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Golden Ferret

When one drinks whiskey during sex, holds a match to there mouth, and spits fire when they cumm. The ball of fire creates the illusion of a golden ferret
Jenny: Damn! Leroy had the best golden ferret last nigh!
by nighthawk368975 June 19, 2009
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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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the scrambling ferret

the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.
smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall
by Trennis May 13, 2009
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ferret

1. a funny little fluffy animal :)

2. when a girl has bushy pubes that go down the inside of her leg, looks like a ferret. :(
1. aww what a cute little ferret. :)

2. OMG SHE HAS A FERRET!! AND IT YODELS! D:
by Insanity'Aflame October 2, 2010
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chutney ferret sweepstake

A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS
by Hugh Janus October 23, 2003
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the ferret

-Amanda Farrel
-a social outcast who has absolutely no friends
-a person you hate more than anybody and wish would die
Look at the ferret, she's such a loser.
by D6 February 19, 2005
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