the scrambling ferret

the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.

smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall

by Trennis May 13, 2009

Portuguese Ferret

A dude's dick that you find on www.chatroulette.com

I logged onto chatroulette the other day as a joke and saw some dude stroking his portuguese ferret.

by horticultureRAWKS March 4, 2010

Chutney Ferret

A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.

"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"

by The Phantom Shitter June 14, 2018

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017

ferret cunt

adjective, aka; a "duncan", a dirty, unwashed being, male or female, that eats from bins and keeps flies, rats and fleas as family pets. comes from kentish school play ground slang... particulary St. Anselms.

"oi keiran you ferret cunt, get out dat wheelie bin!"
or...
"amanda you're such a ferret cunt, jus look at the shit stains on your fore head!"

by da REAL trixsta! July 31, 2006

chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by pud August 27, 2003

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016