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faketitude

An inauthentic identity that is pursued under the influence of authority.
Larry, a janitor by trade, demonstrated his faketitude by misrepresenting himself as a police officer by flashing his badge at the skate park , for the purpose of authoritative power.
by bluemascaraclub February 19, 2020
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faketernative

A "faketernative" is someone who claims to be alternative but really isnt. Like indie people, they tend to call themselves alt without knowing the meaning. Another meaning is fake alternative people who dress alt but dont listen to the music and think the word "alt" is one word and also often thinks that being an egirl is alt. lol
"!Example 1: "Look at her! shes such a faketernative all she does is drink monster energy, wear eyeliner and say shes alt
Example 2: Girl 1: "Do you like my outfit its so alt" c
Girl 2: "so cool, what do you listen to"c
Girl 1: "Clairo, tame impala, lil peep andd-" c
Girl 2: "Let me stop you right there, you're not alt! you're a faketernative." c
by bunniesarefuckingidiots October 19, 2020
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Use FaceTime

Another term for "Go look at yourself in a mirror"
"Our elder generations have said that there is something wrong with us, the new generation. However, they fail to realize that they're the ones who raised us, so if they want someone to blame, they should use FaceTime."
by CalculatedError November 13, 2011
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Slow faceted

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.
Don't worry about him he's slow faceted
by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017
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missed FaceTime call

that was not answered in FaceTime with no message.
Oh! I have a missed FaceTime call! I have to call them back!
by Daniel Dorman June 21, 2017
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hoe facetime

When two people show each other their dirty
Tyler and Ali were on hoe facetime last night, she showed her tits.
by Ali supercool September 19, 2017
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Pussy FaceTime

Pussy FaceTime .... oral sex performed upon a female. Face to pussy contact. Abbreviated as PFT
I haven’t seen my girl for too long! She's coming over for some Pussy FaceTime tonite!
by VG1545 September 2, 2020
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