Baltimore Falcon

The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.

John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.

Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.

by Merv Flanders July 26, 2007

Falcon Knee

1)The aerial move used by Captain Falcon in the smash bros. series, or also referred to as THE KNEE causes electrocution if done right
2)The only way to knee (attached tazer optional)

Dude: This guy is a fucking faggot...
Man: Give him "the knee"

Dude: I'm gunna kick your ass as Kirby...aw shit...
Man: Falcon Knee!

by Experimentbk November 1, 2008

Valve Fanboy

Anyone who thinks valves games are the best ever and thinks any other game is bad.

Person: Hey, did you hear about that new fps game?

Valve Fanboy: OMG THAT SUX CS SOURCE ROX!

by Adam13131313 September 25, 2009

Falcon Punch

The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.

by Lock November 4, 2007

Itchy Falcon

When you rub your erect penis on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the penis draws blood. You then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the semen.

Person 1: Dude i totally gave Andrea the itchy falcon last night
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!

by Ronnie McCoy January 10, 2010

Angry Falcon

The act of a female taking on five dicks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. Combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.

"Man, did you see Maggie get angry falconed last night? I never thought she could take on 5 cocks at the same time."

by Ronnie Chupacabraz June 22, 2007

Xbox 360 Fanboy

The unyielding belief that the Xbox 360 is the best console, and no other can touch it. This of course, is only based upon the monopoly of exclusive games that the console has due to Microsoft's ass-loads of cash that they throw to developers, so that consumers are only left with one choice of console. The 'fanboys' completely disregard system performance, graphics, and other notable features that the other consoles have, and simply focus on the fact that "Halo is the best". They typically claim that the Xbox 360 is better because it has Xbox Live, and forget the fact that Microsoft charges for simple things like pictures and changing your name.

Scenario 1: Ps3 Owner "Hey dude, I just got a ps3 today and I'm watching my movies and playing my games on Blu-Ray HD!"

Xbox 360 Fanboy "Dude why would you waste your money on that when you could be playing Halo?!?!?!?!!!"

Scenario 2: Ps3 Owner "Hey, I just went online and downloaded a new theme for my Ps3 for free, then I decided I wanted to change my name to BawlsOut69!"
Xbox 360 Fanboy "Yeah well, I just did to! For 560 Microsoft points of course!" (About 6$)

by I OWN ALL THREE CONSOLES. November 7, 2009