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fake friends

the fakes thing that is around, and its faker than Kim Kardashian boobs
Wellll those girls over there are fake friends and faker than the Kardashian boobs
by KloKLe February 8, 2021
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fake friend

another word from the thot terminology; usually used when angry or triggered at a friend, most of the time you’re overreacting about something petty.
“ omg edward smelled my crush’s fart! he’s such a fake friend! “
by thot terminology April 5, 2019
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Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
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Fake friend

An asshole who cares nothing but his/herself. Basically NEVER having your back and bringing you down with him/her when they’re trying to make trouble
Ugh she’s such a fake friend! Always stabbing me in the back! Even with her boyfriend!
by Thep0tAt0 June 14, 2019
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Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
Fake friends talk behind your back.
by kylierg October 7, 2019
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Fake friend

A person who is a fake friend is not supportive, rude, thinks that they are the boss, and more. You should get them out of your life if they have these traits.
“Did you know that (name) is being bossy around me?” Said (name) “Really?! She must be a fake friend.” Said (name)
by Galactic Rabbit November 19, 2019
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