Fence fixing weirdo

When your mum fixed fences and you’re as skinny as the stick under a tree

Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo

by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020

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Diane foxington

Is married to bounce_on_dat_butt with one kid age 3 and expecting one more.

Wow he is married to Diane foxington what a lucky man

by Long_slong_donkey_kong May 17, 2022

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Snowfoxing is defined as when you eat a girl out. One night we asked uncle vern if he “eats that thang” and he said i jump about 4 foot in the air like a snow fox and nose dive into pussy.” Therefor snowfoxing is when you eat a pussy and cause her legs to shake and she achieves orgasm.

Oh my God he snow foxed me by eating me out so good last night that i had 2 orgasms. snow foxing is defined by when a guy eats you out aggressively.

by snowfoxer69 June 29, 2022

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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.

Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.

by QuacksO January 29, 2025

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