Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
by Nitfungus May 17, 2023
Get the Nit Fungusmug. by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022
Get the FART FUNGUSmug. The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.
by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024
Get the House Fungusmug. Initially originating from the Campania region in Italy, Naples where Boper and Stebe found a forest full of dancing mushrooms. This is the crucial moment when Boper and Stebe exclaimed, 'There is a fungus amungus!!'. After a hot dude named Lando heard this statement, he decided to go onto tenor and create a gif about it. Ever since, Sebastian (otherwise known as fungus the fourth) has spread this meme in order to create awareness of Boper and Stebe's adventures in Naples.
Soy Normie: 'Babe, why do you keep saying that?'
Based Chad: 'Initially originating from the Campania region in Italy, Naples where Boper and Stebe found a forest full of dancing mushrooms. This is the crucial moment when Boper and Stebe exclaimed, 'There is a fungus amungus!!'. After a hot dude named Lando heard this statement, he decided to go onto tenor and create a gif about it. Ever since, Sebastian (otherwise known as fungus the fourth) has spread this meme in order to create awareness of Boper and Stebe's adventures in Naples. '
Based Chad: 'Initially originating from the Campania region in Italy, Naples where Boper and Stebe found a forest full of dancing mushrooms. This is the crucial moment when Boper and Stebe exclaimed, 'There is a fungus amungus!!'. After a hot dude named Lando heard this statement, he decided to go onto tenor and create a gif about it. Ever since, Sebastian (otherwise known as fungus the fourth) has spread this meme in order to create awareness of Boper and Stebe's adventures in Naples. '
by xXJesus_Christ321Xx March 26, 2023
Get the fungus amungusmug. Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
by Creeplebap January 13, 2020
Get the Monkey Fungusmug. 
You are a Fungus.
by boi10383628364 March 25, 2019
Get the fungusmug.