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Friendzone

Thank you! and life must go on....
Friendzone is where friends wait. Pure friendship and nothing else.
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Buridan's Friendzone

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
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FriendZone

The aptly names FriendZone is a place in girls hearts where she puts people, mostly close friends ranging of any age, sexuality, or gender Identity, she does not plan on pursuing as a relationship partner because you two are to close. If you believe you have been friendzoned unfairly why not go sit in the corner and think about your life such as:

Personality

and/or have been diagnosed with Nice Guy Syndrome
I'm in the FriendZone but that's okay because I appreciate your friendship.
by Screaming Cactus May 31, 2018
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friendzone

Christian's life
oh did you get friendzoned, thats your life bro.
by mia.ku December 8, 2019
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Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process
"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"
by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016
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Friendzone

A place you never want to visit because there is only 0.05% of escaping, Friendzone is the most dangerous place ever existed that is made by the devil/satan himself.
Me: I love you.

Girl: I think we should be just Friends.

Me: Did I just get FRIENDZONE?!
by WhatTheFuckRichard September 9, 2016
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Friendzone

It means that you are fucked and not fucked at once.
Guy1: Hey man, my girl told me she just wants to be friends with me
Guy2: F man! You just got friendzoned...
by nowalex May 13, 2021
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