foster funk

When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day

Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong

by steviesupreme November 04, 2014

Foster Breath

Coming back from a lads night out whilst whispering into your lovers ear with great affection...

"Steve came back last night and whispered with loving Foster Breath"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

foster fuck

A foster fuck is someone that is constantly used by others as a rebound. But in a way that they show the hurting person how amazing they should be treat. Like fostering an animal to find it’s forever home. Similar to the movie Good Luck Chuck.

Him: “You’re so good to me and treat me so well, but I don’t want to date you.”
Her: “ Oh I know, I’m just a foster fuck for you, until you find someone that you think is better.”

by KiloRomeoWhiskey October 31, 2019

foster case

awesome fucking friend best guy ever

foster case is awesome right

by juicy josh h October 23, 2016

The Foster Family

A bizarre bunch brought together by fate on a road trip round New Zealand. These youngsters all came from the same mum though with different fathers Dad, Dad, Dad and... Daddd!!! Robbie was a vietnam vet, Susie a fashion queen, Paul a football nut and Timbob a gay (well his actions are like one) though his gobshite with the ladies directs otherwise!

All for 1 mum and 3 dads for all... oh and Daddd!!!!

by I'm not going to put my name to this am I, it's utter bullshit October 08, 2004

foster shitty

foster shitty - a way for san mateans and hillsboroughites to show their superiority.

Dan: "I live in Hillsborough, wbu?"
Mark: "I'm in Foster City."
Dan: "HAHA you live on trash in foster shitty."

At least I don't live in Foster Shitty

by arnavvr June 08, 2020

foster's whirlpool

Sex act in which one takes a can of Foster's Australian lager and a beer bong inserting the hose end into the partners anal cavity and pours the can into the beer bong. The act can include a lego surf guy. Just make sure to tie a string to the surf guy, so you don't have to send the lego diver in after him.

Man, this chick let me do a Foster's whirlpool to her. Yeah. Lost the lego guy though.

by ludeboi69 December 01, 2015