Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death

Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.

by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022

Wheel Of Fortune

The girl positions herself as follows: legs up at a 90 degree angle, her back to the ground, while being suspended in mid air by the member. The man spins her forcefully by the legs in a full 360 degree circle.

Welcome to the Wheel of Fortune.
Let the games begin.

by Klete D. Keller April 16, 2016

Fortunality

A fortunate eventuality.

"In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"

by ThundorLord March 2, 2022

Miss Fortune

A lovely women who will say No to all men. Except to her true love, who is missing at the moment...

Yo that Miss Fortune just railed that dude and left him the next morning

by Ram Ranch January 8, 2020

fortunication

To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.

I would only have sex with that ugly bitch under the conditions of fortunication.

by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018