Ford

A car that is useless and a piece of shit

A Ford is a piece of shit and deserves destruction

by TheUltimateEnbyBloodGod February 13, 2021

Ford

A pussy truck that gay guys drive.

Look at Brian driving that gay ass Ford!

by Chevy Gangster January 25, 2022

Ford

F - Full
O - Of
R - Reliability
D - deficiencies

Fords got issues with reliability, their Full Of Reliability Deficiencies.

by Jahamez July 15, 2021

Ford

Fucked On Race Day.
The only races ford ever wins are Nascar races, Drive straight... Turn left Repeat.

the only good ford car is the Mustang 5.0

NOT the three point late.

"Wow. Thats the third Escort I've seen broken down on the side of the road in the past hour!"

by Ryan Lees March 7, 2004

ford

First Official Ricer Destroyer

Hondas are 4 bangin pieces a craps
Mustangs destroy them

by calipimp995 April 16, 2004

Ford

The must offensive name you can call someone.

"your worse then a faggot your a Ford!"

by Angelo Natoli January 15, 2007

Ford

The only car maker during the recent recession to remain Financially responsible. Producers of such of fine examples as the Tore Ass (taurus), Won't Start (windstar), Exploder, Mushtang, Uninispired (Aspire), UnFocused, ThunderChicken, and many more. The 1980's saw the largest intrusion of Shit to hit the road; marketed as "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" similar to entering Malwart and completely spearheading the the entire Trek by being stopped by a pack of grazing Buffalo and leaving empty handed and walking.

Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".

Sum Bitch, The Ford is running like a fat chick after the salad bar!

by 89newporker February 20, 2013