Florida 

Hell

Florida is worse the hell

Florida by Cheese is pretty epic June 7, 2023

Florida 

state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.

Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard

Florida by dip in the road August 30, 2023

Florida 

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.

I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.

Florida by Florida-Man November 13, 2023

Florida 

The penis of the contiguous United States

Lots of interesting shit happens in Florida

Florida by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Florida Chen 

This name contains "Florida" but it is nothing related to the American state Florida. This name is used by Indonesian girls. People with this name are pretty and smart. Seems like they're absolutely perfect, but not exactly. They have smelly feet but they love to smell their own feet. Rather than working at good companies using their good career, they prefer to work as a prostitute and have a sex with any boys. Many boys, however, never knows their background and just have sex with them.

Joel was travelling to Indonesia last week. She met a pretty girl named Florida Chen. He immediately fell into a love to her and both of them went to a hotel. Every night Joel was in Indonesia, they had sex everyday based on the request of Florida Chen. Joel was wondering why she became a prostitute, so he asked her. He then realised that she graduated from a well-known university and had a high CGPA. He felt so weird and ask her once again. However, this was her reply:

"Joel, what's the point you ask this kind of questions? Is it really a problem I have a sex with boys? I also smell my own feet everyday. I love it. You MUST smell my feet NOW, or else you cannot go back to your own country. Understand?"

Joel then smell Florida Chen's feet. It was smelly, but he liked it.

Florida Chen by Maggie JT July 14, 2022

florida juice 

Another name for Gatorade. Native Floridian slang for the beverage.

Person 1: "Do you have any Florida juice?"

Person 2: "Yes, would you like red or blue?"

florida juice by Florida Womannne April 2, 2019

Florida Man 

A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.

Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot

Florida Man by i hate sjws August 26, 2017