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Evan

A guy who has a big willy and an all round good guy he’s the guy that all the girls want and all the boys are jealous
That Evan guy is hard as fuck
by Hagshdvd October 17, 2018
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Evan

To be the best at everything they do and to be so strong not even the stronger person in the world can beat them
Evan is so dope
by Evan yo February 9, 2017
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Evan

A kind hearted absolute FUCKING HOTTIE WITH A HUMUNGOUS DICK
"That Evan?"

"Yea he has a massive dick"
by hahahahhahahahahfunny February 17, 2021
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Evan

Evans usually take a liking to country and rap music. They are fond of sports such as baseball and basketball. Evans sometimes come on too strong when pursuing a girl, which can be a big turn off for some people. They are overprotective of people they like. Maybe too overprotective. Evans also typically play the piano, the guitar, or the drums.
That guy is acting like an Evan!”
“Girl, I think you should stay away from him”
by xoxo gossip gorl October 14, 2019
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Evan

no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'
by yehyaahahahhaha April 30, 2021
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Evan

The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.
Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in
by Jayveewhy August 7, 2018
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Evan

Cracks his knuckles all the time. can't say I don't like it though.
Damn did u hear that crack
must've been evan
by Editingmenorsmth April 11, 2022
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