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creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you
josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse
by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023
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e'Scuse

When trying to excuse onself in an environment of close proximity with other urban individuals.
As the ninja nurse's aid slid by my right shoulder to enter the elevator, the only thing I heard was, e'Scuse.
by Sean Surcouf September 25, 2004
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excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above
excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...
by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004
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the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.
"Excuse me that is my wife."
by jim April 30, 2004
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Tara Escue

The sexiest wife there is. A personal pornstar who is not afraid to try much of anything due to the fact that she is a pleaser. Unless it includes inserting a toilet brush. A Tara Escue has a big bouncy booty. A Tara Escue can squirt and typically drips a lot. She is very messy and sloppy in the dirtiest ways. A Tara Escue could suck Detroit out of Michigan. Sometimes a Tara Escue farts in her sleep.
Tara Escue just sucked my asshole through my dick head! OMG!
by Wilsonlongshlong February 28, 2019
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Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
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excuse me miss

A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum
Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AHHHH"
by Wilshire July 3, 2008
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