AP English

A class designed to make you fail no matter how hard you try. The students taking the class, who are very smart students, have a hard time getting good grades and are ecstatic to receive a C or even a D. Usually directed by a psychotic teacher who expects you to write at a college level. It can also be known as hell on earth. Most students struggle to get a B, but pass the final exam with 90s and 100s. Side effects include but are not limited to, having no free time, no social life, insomnia, insanity, mind explosions, jumping off cliffs and mental breakdowns.

Guy 1: "Hey, can you go to the football game on Friday?"
Guy 2: "No, I have to work on my AP English work for 6 hours just to get a 70.
Guy 1: "Sucks, dude."

Guy 1: "I got 6 hours of sleep last night. I feel so energized."
Guy 2: "How the hell is that possible?"
Guy 1: "I know, right?"

I was about to AP English my friend for saying "who" instead of "whom", but quickly stopped my self.

by CoolPapaBell October 12, 2013

Sorry For My Bad English

"sorry for my bad english but i am german/french/chinese/greek/scottish(seriously, wtf?)..."

is the line one puts after a grammatically correct and understandable English sentence just to point out that he/she is not "English/American..."

Some dude: Hi, my name is *insert non-English name here* Sorry for my bad English but I am from *insert non-English-speaking country here*

Some other dude: I have been... *perfect speech*... and I genuinely apologise (emphasis on the "s") for my terrible English. However, I am...

by I just copy-pasted pseudonym June 12, 2011

England is my city

A shitty historical quote from the worst song in history, "It's Everyday Bro" by Jake Paul and Team 10. The quote was founded by a fat, 22 year old female named Nick Crompton from the city of England.

England is my City is the shittiest quote I've ever heard.

by Heheperson666 July 12, 2017

English Class

the bottom of hell where you go to die. the english teachers are alwoys billions of years old and they think you dedicated you life to learning useless words you will never use.

"Oh no, we're going to english class. I hope I don't get drawn deeper in hell."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

english(pirate) language on facebook.

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.

this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"

by umwho'sthis? May 6, 2009

Engineering Curve

Due to the inevitable sausage fest that is an engineering classroom, the few girls in the class are considered hotter than they typically are on a 10 point scale while the guys s appear uglier than they are. i.e. a girl's hotness rating rises as the girl/guy ratio gets worse.

The only girl in the class is a 2, but due to the engineering curve she's a 5 because we're all horny dudes.

by etbitmydog February 5, 2010

bishop england high school

A school that nobody actually wants to go to. All of the staff are biased as hell and dont give a ahit about their students. They enjoy bringing misery upon their students. Oh and homework well thats a whole paragraph worth of writing. They love catching kids “Vaping” in the bathroom, it brings them alot of joy. Father B is probablly the only person in the entire school who this doesnt pertain to. Push through all of you who still suffer from this schools devious ways. Youll get through it. Never

The United States Government just added a new death sentence. It will now send all of its detainees to Bishop England High School.

by PussySlayer1900 December 5, 2017