Empty minded

Lacking in thought.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

empty mouth

a condition in which the afflicted talks nonstop and, thusly, would be better off with a phallus-shaped object in mouth

Man, she really has a case of the empty mouth.

by TheTaxMan August 20, 2003

Empty the clip

To ejaculate on or inside your partner, usually without warning

Shit, I didn't mean to empty the clip hoe

by ModPodge September 5, 2018

empty plans

making plans with someone you don't really intend on following through with

" he hit me up to go to the gym but ended up going with someone else"
"don't text me with empty plans"

by knawledge February 11, 2017

Empty the tank

To take a shit

I'll be right back I have to go empty the tank.

"What are you doing right now?" "I'm emptying the tank!"

by Cherrytree88 October 4, 2014

empty barrell

An uninformed loudmouth, usually wearing a ridiculous cowboy hat, that uses the race card at inappropriate times

That empty barrell sounds dumber than Sharpton when she opens her cracker ass mouth

by Mookie Mahatmabrim October 21, 2017

empty calories

A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.

Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.

by domotomoarigatou November 1, 2009