1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.
2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."
2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
by sleeplesseye March 19, 2020
Elon’s a boy in the Caribbean who lives Trinidad who has a big cock and is also know as the harem lord. He also is single and is look for a smally.
by A GOD OF LUST November 23, 2021
The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.
by Stansthedog November 26, 2023
It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market.
OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !
This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!
No way! I got Eloned again !
This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!
No way! I got Eloned again !
by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021
It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market
OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !
This is Elon ! I lost my money !
No way ! I got Eloned again!
This is Elon ! I lost my money !
No way ! I got Eloned again!
by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021