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Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
by 7568ino April 27, 2025
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is some kind of super-genius, a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any element of SpaceX's rockets - he merely bought the company - nor did he invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars - he merely bought the company - nor did he create x.com - he merely bought Twitter, the most successful and popular site online, and turned it into a foul pit of bigotry.
Now that Elon is destroying one Federal agency after another with authority handed to him by donald trump, he is being credited with "ending waste" and thereby "saving billions", when he has merely shut down important functions of one of the world's great powers and cut their operations out of the Federal budget - and usually only reducing Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger March 14, 2025
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Elon Musk

An undeserving person; someone who hasn't earned their success. A fraud.
John - I always make sure to flatter my teacher and she gives me good grades even though I don't test well.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.
by Josef Stalling April 25, 2025
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out-eloning

A lie so obvious that even eleon wouldn't tell it.
Tesla will never tap capital market again and will be cash flow positive in the future. Also, I don't do this for the money, but to save humanity one G650 flight at a time. Trevor out-eloning with his Nikola snake oil.
by Wgxsa September 13, 2020
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Elon

slang term for the slimy residue covering the surface of a sweaty colon
after my run this morning, i had developed an elon around my arse-hole due to a lack of exercise over the past few weeks.
by TrumpGivesPutinBlowjobs March 6, 2025
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Elon Musk

The scent of meat sweats and fecal matter that inhabits a room for five minutes after Donald Trump runs through
Was that Trump? Only... I thought I smelled lingering Elon Musk.
by dangerferret February 24, 2025
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Elon

Elon is a guy who really likes to use twitter. He likes to scold people to delete that shit and never pick a pencil again. Elon is also known as NOLE, Nole = Elon and Elon = Nole. Elon is an old man from Mars and he is exposed by the Urban Dictionary.
Elon is so fucking good at acting to be someone who lives in Earth
Elon = n. Used to describe someone who is an alien and pretend to be living on Earth
by Hecker001 March 8, 2022
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