Elliot's biblical meaning is 'the Lord is my god' and so every elliot has been blessed with having a massive dick. This
blessing is actually a curse if only people ahem dylan would stop lying that he has
one because they
don't even know the struggle of dragging it around everywhere.
Dylan sucks Elliots gigantic massive juicy dick to make up for his tiny one. Elliot has the biggest dick in the whole universe legend has it it created the big bang.