Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

aaron presley edwards

An overly horny teenage boy who spends his free time talking to his favorite people a red head and a brunette,playing Madden,sneaking out and hanging out with his football friends. Oh he gotta small dick toooo

You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.

by Hahaha guess bitch. January 21, 2018

Da’moni Edwards

da’moni known as moni 💕 she is funny, loving, beautiful, caring , and AWESOME 😎 she’s the coolest person you’ll ever meet and such a great friend ! once you meet her your gonna love her and once you lose her you’ll never forget her ❤️ she doesn’t liek drama and she’s fnf , don’t play with her tf 😉 live laugh love moni 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

“i wish to be like da’moni she’s the best !” Da’Moni Edwards

by livelaughloveglo February 12, 2023

Princess Tianah Edwards

Princess Tianah Edwards is someone who obsesses over people with the names Owen or Kane. Tianah gets very sad when he sees Owen and his girlfriend together as she has once said, "*sigh* i just saw Owen with his girlfriend". Even thought she is in love with Tomi, she would love to date Owen

OMG That person looooooooves Owen, that MUST be Princess Tianah Edwards

by negratas March 3, 2025

Edward Cullen Disease

When one (normally a Twitard or Twihard) becomes extremely obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LUV EDWARD!!!111 HES SO HAWT!!11111

Me: Another victim of Edward Cullen Disease passes by...

by I spend too much time here April 6, 2013

Edward McSweegan

A person who makes fun of other people that they perceive to be mentally ill. Ironically this behavior only displays that they themselves have a mental illness.

Gary: “Look at all those morons that think they’re sick. Those idiots are just mentally ill!

Paul: “Knock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!”

Gary: “You’re right, I’m sorry. Guess i’m a little crazy myself.”

Paul: “Don’t forget stupid and an asshole!”

by Paddow101 June 22, 2019

Edward Elric

Super hot anime male who's been through hell and back, yet still smiles. He also sends poor innocent, non-fan-girls over the edge to fan-girl-ism, and thus has inspired a massive group of fan-girls that not only rivals, but beats hands down, that of Uchiha Sasuke. He is particularly short tempered, when it comes to his height, and will smash anyone's face in that calls him short. He is one of two main characters in Fullmetal Alchemist, a popular anime, along with his younger brother, Alphonse. Edward's outward appearance includes a shorter-than-average height, golden eyes, long blonde hair (Usually in a braid, but is also seen in a ponytail, and down), and is often wearing a red trench coat with the Flammel symbol on the back in black, along with black pants, a black top, and boots. Edward also happens to hate milk, with a passion I might add, and many argue that his refusal to drink any might be part of what caused his lack of height, relative to most males his age, that is. His iconic faces are; stubborn-face (we see that one a lot), grin-face (who doesn't know of his big, goofy grin?), and his milk-face.

'You've got a strong pair of legs, Rose; you should get up and use them.' ~ Edward Elric

'Don't call me short! I'll break down your legs and stick them on your head!' ~ Edward Elric

'We just wanted to see her smiling face again.' ~ Edward Elric

by CanIeatyou? September 30, 2013