eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

Eskiwhoa

An incredibly smokin hot (almost unbelievably gorgeous) female member of the indigenous tribe of people who inhabit northern Canada, Alaska, Greenland, etc. who live by traditional methods of hunting and fishing, but occasionally make an appearance in modern civilization and when they do their mythological beauty creates an unforgettable memory in all the men who meet her that they immediately feel compelled to tell anyone they meet and their children's children stories of her unbelievable and unforgettable beauty.

Jimmy: "Tommy, take a look at that girl standing over there at the bar...I think she's an Eskimo, what's she doing in Denver?"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Eskimo bros

1. A joke from "the league"

2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.

Bro you fucked my mom to eskimo bros

by smallmouse12 April 16, 2022

Double Eskimo

A sex move guaranteed to result in the woman becoming pregnant with twins.

Dave and Gwen were doing the Double Eskimo... now she's pregnant with twins.

by Eskimo Dave M July 7, 2012

mex-eskimo

When a mexican wears lots of coats to stay warm and begins to look like an eskimo.

A mexican wearing two coats, a scarf, and one of the coats' hood is up and has something like fur around the edge of the hood. This is a mex-eskimo.

by Butter Sauce January 24, 2013

australian eskimo

The act of making a woman orgasm using nothing but your nose.

A 'down under' version of an Eskimo kiss

Look at that guys nose, I wouldn't mind him giving me an Australian Eskimo

by mragon April 18, 2016

Airtight Eskimo

The act of filling every orifice on a woman with either a dildo formed of ice or a penis just dipped in ice water.

Jennifer's air conditioner was broken yesterday, so I gave her an airtight eskimo to cool her off.

by tipsyjojo May 15, 2017