eating season

The period of time from Thanksgiving (or perhaps as early as Halloween depending on regional traditions) until Super Bowl Sunday, where every event involves an outrageous volume of food and everyone gets hugely fat.

I’m up two pants sizes since the start of eating season. I really have to dial it back. Wanna go grab a burger?

by Captain Walleye December 20, 2018

Eat the Bacon

After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.

Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.

by HorneyBob December 20, 2008

revenge eat

transitive verb
: to eat something or someone purely for the purpose of revenge

Even though Josh ate a full pizza a couple hours ago, he still felt like revenge eating the cat for giving him allergies.

by wless1 July 31, 2009

eating asphalt

Slang for being thrown from a motorcycle and hitting the pavement, sometimes face-first.

The way that dude rides his bike, it won’t be long until he’s eating asphalt!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

Eat a rag

A silly insult used for minor annoyances and should only be used in appropriate circumstances. the phrase was first used on Nickelodeon’s victorious

Andre:you know what this freindship is over
Beck: eat a rag
Andre:you eat 2 rags!!!

by Bobby saggy 69x420 January 15, 2020

eat a cow

when someone is really angry they say “eat a cow” to show that they are so angry that they could eat a whole cow

im so mad at Anthoney that i could eat a cow like why the fuck he be correcting me all the time.

by sydney Judd March 12, 2019

Eat antitoxins

A meme created by the divine 9saM. Usually used in response to someone who is being particularly toxic.

Person 1: Go kill yourself retard!
Person 2: Go eat antitoxins!

by Sed_1_ February 3, 2021