bump drafting

a fat lazy shit who does nothing but finger himself and fap to porn all day nonstop and does jack shit until 4 am

man that guy is a real bump drafting

by cheeseman2020 June 9, 2020

draft dodger

One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.

GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.

by inkdrinker December 26, 2003

Draino Bomb

A Driano Bomb is used to destroy a car. Using draino and aluminum foil or Comet cleaning powder, put into a camera film canister and then put into the gas tank of a car.

Eddy put a draino bomb in a cop car and got put in jail.

by Jedi Noob May 30, 2006

I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.

Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

by phenetic October 19, 2009

the storm drains

a southern california rock band. formed in the garages of the band members in 2006. members are chris, marc, and taylor. their influences and sounds range from 60's rock to kick-ass punk.

jimi: you wanna go see the storm drains tonight?
joe: hell yeah, those guys fuckin rock!

by the storm drains February 21, 2009

circling the drain

Term used in medical circles to describe a patient for whom death is impending and yet continues to cling to life

"Mrs. Robinson in room 203 has been circling the drain all week.. damn man, we really need the room!"

by Mister Defino December 11, 2004

drain my pipe

To urinate.

I'm gonna go into the bathroom to drain my pipe.

by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004