A rare, mythical specimen of man forged from ancient viking (Celtic-Viking) blood and fueled entirely by choccy milk and unshakable delusion. Known for deadlifting small cars for fun and consuming more chicken than an entire food court, The Doyle is the alpha of all protein boys. His veins pump pure creatine, and his spirit animal is a flexing Norse god. Equal parts gym bro, gaga fan, and walking PR, The Doyle can often be spotted mid-sip of his sacred choccy milk between sets, muttering motivational mantras like “that's me baby” and “ that's the bottom line” If you smell chalk, hear grunts echo like war cries, and feel the ground tremble — you’re in the presence of The Doyle. Respect is mandatory.
Bro went full The Doyle at the gym — deadlifted 500 like it was nothing, chugged a choccy milk, and yelled ‘for Valhalla!’ on his way out.”
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That mother fucker, Mikey, went full Doyle last night. All he did was sit in his car stroking himself.
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