Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!
Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.
Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.
Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.
"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
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by Sam234 August 1, 2014

Person with such a small dick(also curved) that when they jerk off it looks like they are turning a doorknob
He has a doorknob omg
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