Common nickname for US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld (because he failed, get it?). Somehow this man set the world's most powerful military against a bunch of starving neighborhood thugs with counterfeit AKs and homemade bombs, and lost. Rumsfailed was able to achieve this fabulous result because he is a civilian businessman with no military experience, and ran the war as a business, trying to make money for his employers (General Dynamics, Halliburton, Carlisle Group), rather than actually trying to win or stabilize the country.
Donald Rumsfailed says:
"I'm against deploying troops in wars. When you pay a soldier the soldier gets the money. When you buy billions of dollars worth of uneeded crap from Halliburton and General Dynamics then the military industrial complex gets the profit. Which is why we fight meaningless wars like this in the first place."
"Fuck the doomed, I'm senile."
"I'm against deploying troops in wars. When you pay a soldier the soldier gets the money. When you buy billions of dollars worth of uneeded crap from Halliburton and General Dynamics then the military industrial complex gets the profit. Which is why we fight meaningless wars like this in the first place."
"Fuck the doomed, I'm senile."
by Lt. Dungheap May 01, 2006
To get pissed at someone or something and burst into a short furious blast of offensive racial/homophobic slur whilst building a psycho-social wall and in the whole meantime displaying the facial expression of Donald Trump when considering conquering Mexico.
Bob was at the gym minding his own business, when all of a sudden a half naked horny transgender midget started flirting with him...so bobs had to pull a Donald. It proved very effective.
by Sierra Squorditch November 13, 2016
by Apedanger April 04, 2021
some big idiot the color of a navel orange who became president to promote his MAGA hats for rednecks.
by nilgurpety March 18, 2019
by Nick June 07, 2003
by Urmomlovesme4206969 September 01, 2020
John Oliver indicated that Drumpf is Trump's ancestral name. Oliver proposed the nation therefore call him Donald Drumpf, especially since Trump doesn't like immigrants.
by Ereck Flowers June 29, 2016