Doink

A rather thick joint that a group friends can enjoy

"Yo Carl i'm gonna need you to roll a next doink for the society"

by Alex9974 September 24, 2021

Doink

a sillier way of calling someone a dumbass, basically.

Person 1: i'm such a doink

Person 2: nah, we all make mistakes

by kaiju mf May 20, 2022

doink

doink basically means a dumb person

“what? i thought you were 15?”
“im 16 you doink”

by glass/shards May 20, 2020

Doink

Bumped into, Smacked, Hit, Crash into, Slam into, Run into, Plow into, Knock.

Who doinked my car door?
You just barely doinked it!

by SampoFinn November 03, 2018

Doink

A newer generation of the word thoink typically meaning a joint or blunt that appears to be on the thicker side.
A real doink can be anywhere from 2 to 5 grams of marijuana, but depends on the viewer.

Damn now that’s a doink.

Nick typically only smokes doinky pack.

by ssssssshhhhhhh December 05, 2019

Doink

the PBS Kids' signature noise from the '90s.

"Hello. Who are you?'
"DOINK!"

by JSKTPR September 14, 2019

Doink

A work used as a reaction to a minor accident.

You are riding a bike and fall, skinning your arm. Your friends respond with “doink?”. You then say “doink!

by Ch3ese-Lord July 02, 2021