Doink

A utter fool and a menace to everyone around them this person deserves everything that comes to them

They are stupid in all fault of their own

“What would you call Josh?”
“He’s a total Doink”
“Aw man, so I should avoid him?”
“Yep”

by HuniBea April 18, 2022

doink

usually a small shard of poop

i think your dog left a doink on the ground

by bigmamak July 29, 2010

doink bond

Alishah’s weird ass (ily)

My name is Bond. Doink Bond.

by Whytfisthisnecessary May 9, 2018

Doink

Means anything, really. It could mean, smash, steal, shit, or anything.

Fuck bro I heard ryan just doinked that bitch.

by Shdbjdfj October 3, 2018

Doink

A doink is another word for a joint or weed.

Let’s smoke a big doink

by Haza18 March 6, 2018

Doink

an absolute idiot

"dont be a doink"

by vh ucccugugocgocgudndndn January 10, 2024

sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.

Praise Sploinkie doinke

Yes it is above all

by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022