Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.
by Here King December 14, 2008
Get the two finger discount mug.a discount you typically give your family and or friends when they ring up thru your register. most people ask for this discount even if they dont know you to save some money.
paprika: girl, guess how much i paid for these new kanye west kicks!
refrescola: how much girl?
paprika: $175
refrescola: aint they be $300
paprika: yeah, but i got a family & friends discount.
refrescola: how much girl?
paprika: $175
refrescola: aint they be $300
paprika: yeah, but i got a family & friends discount.
by mcbillions May 11, 2009
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by Muffles April 2, 2007
Get the discount mug.When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...
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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"
Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."
Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."
Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
by mydnytdeath March 23, 2012
Get the Five Finger Discount mug.Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.
by webdings July 10, 2008
Get the Five finger discount mug.When a young man procures free or discounted items from a female food service worker by letting his fingers do the walking.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
by Tyler BL May 1, 2008
Get the The Four Finger Discount mug.When ever you shoplift and not stick it in your purse, sleeves, or pockets. You shove it in your Bra! Known as the Double D Discount!
Josh: Hey Claire, are you able to "buy" me that shirt?
Claire: Oh, and where am I going to get the money to spend on you? Im lucky to have 5 dollars.
Josh: No, no, no you KNOW what I mean ;)
Claire: Oh, oh Okay!
Claire then goes into the American Eagle and Double D Discount the shirt.
Claire: Oh, and where am I going to get the money to spend on you? Im lucky to have 5 dollars.
Josh: No, no, no you KNOW what I mean ;)
Claire: Oh, oh Okay!
Claire then goes into the American Eagle and Double D Discount the shirt.
by ItsJustL0L May 29, 2011
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