When you're ready to go out but just pop to the toilet quickly before you leave and end up having a really long poo that results in you being late.
by LunarYearOfTheSheep January 30, 2015
Get the Distracturd mug.When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.
Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.
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A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
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Get the distractionist mug.To describe the positive distractions in our life. Examples are our cars, lifestyles, media channels, smartphones and TECH.
Awesome hoverboard! Very distractional.
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Danie - "Oh sorry I guess I was distractaprocrastinating."
Danie - "Oh sorry I guess I was distractaprocrastinating."
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Get the Distractaprocrastinating mug.An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
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