A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.
I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.
by Ebonyks July 9, 2010
Get the Long distance lifemug. man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...
ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...
ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...
by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009
Get the Long Distance Hottiemug. Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".
by KamelJockey2001 February 23, 2008
Get the distance distortion factormug. Bassed off "long distance relationship"
A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010
Get the Schlong Distance Relationshipmug. The kinda mental illness that rips you apart from the inside. 'Tis an idiot that develops one, and yet anyone can fall prey.
Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
doctor: And what are her symptoms?
concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...
doctor: Has this lasted over a month?
concerned individual: Well over.
doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...
doctor: Has this lasted over a month?
concerned individual: Well over.
doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
by chilli_cheese_fries April 7, 2017
Get the long distance crushmug. The ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his dickhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. This effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current dickhead levels. This is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. Scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.
There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
by lelkalkeawdaw September 26, 2014
Get the ryan distance effectmug. Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!
Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011
Get the Distance Distortion Factormug.