Soshal Distancé 

A girl born in 2020, year of disaster and the pandemic. At that time period, everyone was asked to social distance, hence the name Soshal Distancé, which is of course changed up a bit from the original phrase. Other names of kids born in 2020 include Covid (boy name), Corona (girl name), and Quarentina. No joke, those are actual names that have been used. 😂💀

Hey Covid, Soshal Distancé wanted to know if you would go on a date with her.

Soshal Distancé by Bats_and_such October 12, 2020

Pelvic Distance 

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.

“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”

Pelvic Distance by Jasian1028 December 29, 2021

walking distance 

10-15 minute walk

Walking distance is a location that can we walked to in 10-15 minutes

walking distance by Walking Distance March 8, 2017

staggering distance 

Within walking distance of a bar or drinking establishment.

Our hotel room was within staggering distance of the beach, so we didn't have to call a cab.

You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.

staggering distance by doucher June 9, 2012

social distance 

Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years

Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time

social distance by Butter Mike April 27, 2020

long distance hug 

Where you insert your own thumb into your rectum, then squeeze your ass cheeks together.

Why am I so sore today, oh ya that long distance hug.

long distance hug by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017

Long Distance Relationship 

Having your dick in a vice 50 weeks out of the year.

Friend: "Hey man, that girl keeps looking over here. You should see if she wants to check out your apartment."

You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."

Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."

You: "Yeah..."

Long Distance Relationship by Krumplestumple March 27, 2010