dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".

After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Dipper Pines

The main character of the show Gravity Falls, created by Alex Hirsch. He is a 12 year old, you weird perverts, so why the fuck do fans ship him with Bill Cipher? :(

Dipper Pines and Dippy Fresh did the flip a dip dip

by DickAndMorty April 18, 2016

dippin balls

a t-bag on any object and or thing

when that girl passes out im so dippin balls in her mouth

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

St. Anns Bung Dipper

when you invite a dude to your house then put peanut butter on his bung then dipp your tungue in it...again...and again...and again.

Man 1: dude, my bung reeks of peanut butter cause i did a St. Anns Bung Dipper last night.

Man 2:I think mine permanently smells like it cause i do it so much.

Man 3: MMMM!!! I can smell it from here!!!

by The Br00talzz March 2, 2009

Soap Dispenser

When a man jerks off another man onto his genitals to use as soap after anal sex.

After tapping the sewage line Sam used Escobar as a Soap Dispenser to clean himself off before getting head.

by TheSewageAuthority April 2, 2011

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

dippin into the well

Reference to stealing money that is not yours, usually from an establishment such as your workplace-- taking money from the cash register.

Yo dawg where'd you get that extra cash?

Dippin into the well at work fool.

by painkiller801 December 15, 2010