We Dine in Hell

"When" cowards, from a lineage of cowards, go around bragging and boasting about pathetic accomplishments. Threatening to decapitate the very thing they wish they were, and, instead get the very thing they thought they could dish out worldwide, in return. Born of the devil, banished by those who do good, and accepted by folly.

Them Man / Dem Man: "Bro, I done it! All over the house. She even wined and dined me. U got Six - O (£60)?"

Those who know the truth: "Dem man are going all over the gaff talking about 'come brothers, cast lots with us, we'll all share the loot'. They don't even realise the magnitude of their foolishness"

The collector: "Well, well, well... All of the spoils. For quite a while, I thought Peace and Tranquility kept me satisfied. I would like to have a joke to tell the offspring of Leaders. Yes... for this miniscule effort, I will band together the unseen, as a commemoration of our achievements. To Crown this day, WE DINE IN HELL"

Some random passer-bys: "Eureka!"

by Deer N Goggles March 24, 2024

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Get the We Dine in Hellmug.

club dining

Going to a wholesale club for a free meal by filling up on all the free samples they hand out.

I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 4, 2010

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Dining Etiquette

dining on her for pleasure, start slow, follow body language, make sure her toes cramp and legs vibrate, do not insert fingers, use fingers for clitoris/inner and ourter lip pressures, dine until she is exhausted from multiple orgasms - this is only showcased when she squirms away from you - thus make sure you have a good grip on her amazing ass cheeks while lifting her honey pot into your face.

how do you prefer dining etiquette to start?

by Salamander69 July 16, 2025

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