dicking out

To become a dick suddenly and for no apparent reason

My boss was really dicking out tonight, intimidating the staff and being an all-around jerk for no reason.

by krillkilla January 4, 2014

sleep dicking

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.

"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"

by bobtucker July 30, 2008

skittle dicking

When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.

Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"

Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"

by Trent Clendenning September 15, 2009

Sir Dickington

A name used to describe an individual who is both fancy and hungry for the cock

Wow, Sir Dickington over there sure looks flamboyant today

by teen wolf and jesus christ November 18, 2009

dickshinery

a shiner; dickshine. someone who sucks too much weener, shines it.

what is this dickshinery?

by SuperDINOBadass May 30, 2009

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

deep dicking

Fucking a woman really good.

I'd give her a deep dicking.
I gave the lesbian such a deeping dicking she is back on the team.

by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 2, 2003