CLICKS until DICKS

A game played with a group in which a link or term is provided and players guess how many clicks it takes until you see dicks.

CuD for short.

Let's play, CLICKS until DICKS
player 1: "bulkmale.com"
Players 2- whatever: (guess the number of clicks before porn is viewable)

Player with the closest guess wins, and proceed in round robin fashion.

by Kryt1cal October 3, 2017

Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks

When your so mad at someone sucking one dick isnt enough. You want them to suffer

Debby: Hey eric go suck a bag of dicks you fudge fuck

Eric: Wow that really hurt my feelings

by Jerry B Bop October 16, 2008

Musical Dicks

When a woman switchs between various male sexual partners quickly with little or no thought.

Jen was fucking Bill then she fucked Brian and now shes fuckin Bill again. Shes totally playing Musical Dicks with those two.

by Dukes parkway February 25, 2009

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

Law of dicks

Law used when trying to estimate how many "dicks" the average girl (not a cum dumpster) has been with. To properly use the law, start with age 17 and add 1.5 dicks for every 3 years until you reach girls current age. When rounding is needed, always round up.

(Age - 17) / 3 * 1.5 = # of Dicks (always round up)

Matt: I just started dating this new girl
Joe: How old is she - how is the law of dicks looking?
Matt: She is 28 so I bet she is at 6 dicks
Joe: Not too bad, hope she knows what she is doing.

by nunzio19 October 5, 2009

happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.

He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

basket of dicks

A group of men (often in reference to the unwanted appearance of a large collective of men usually in the company of a handful of women)

Sara, you can come over but please don't bring your basket of dicks with you.

by Myles R. February 23, 2008