dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.

verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.

by honeydewtea March 28, 2010

Dickling

The dick of a baby duckling

dude that little baby duck has the tiniest dickling i have ever seen!

by hockeyskillz16 June 29, 2010

Dickrancher

1(noun) A female who has sexual relations with serveral males in a small time period. Side effects are (1) multiple children from multiple male partners (2) dangerously high percentage of contracting STD's (3) being broke with serveral children and complaining about being broke. (4) vagina hangs like sleeve of wizard and contracts foul fishy odor. To help population control and contracting a STD avoid Dickranchers at all cost.

That girl sscrewed 10 guys last month,she's a dickrancher

by Calamityjohn76 July 5, 2012

DICKPANIC

DICKPANIC (or DICK PANIC); noun; a sudden, overwhelming and irrational fear that produces hysterical, overly-loud, overly-bro, definitely no-homo behavior in straight or wanna-pretend-to-be straight men when in close proximity to other such men with their dicks exposed such as in locker rooms or bathrooms or -- you know, a "just-bros-no-homo" circle jerk thing.

The three teenboys started talking way too loudly and laughing way too hard at everything that wasn't funny on their way to the showers in the gym locker because they fell into dickpanic.

by Oscar Parker Isherwood May 16, 2014

Dickanologist

Someone Whose Able To Know a Real dick from a fake dick you got from off the internet. So therefore, you may not have the DICKONOLOGIST degree, but in my opinion. Everyone is a DICKONOLOGIST.

I know he ain't sending me someone's else dick saying it's his. Let me get on my Dickanologist glasses. This shit ain't right.

by DICKONOLOGIST August 16, 2014

dickhands

When people do not wash their hands after pissing they have "dick hands"

Did you not wash your hands? You better not touch me with those dickhands.

by itsaduck October 14, 2016

dicksand

The lust a guy or girl feels for another when they're blown away by them emotionally.

The term used by Rebel Wilson promoting the film 'How to be Single' on the Graham Norton Show in February 2016. Quicksand - dick-sand: get it?

One look at the guy and I was in dicksand, my mouth dry, knees going out from under me, my heart pounding like a jungle drum.

by senatorex September 15, 2016