Egg delivery

(noun)

1. Word used to describe unnecessary mechanics of a video game, filler content in a game.
(Term coined from a ProZD skit.)

“Man I hate it when games have basically all egg delivery content and zero actual gameplay.”
“What.”

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Meaningful Deliverables

A common excuse given to skip an event, appointment or gathering.

I’m sorry I cannot attend the family reunion as I have too many meaningful deliverables.

by Wlumpkin July 23, 2023

have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021

Mailman's delivery

Two people in a sexual act where one takes a shit and shoves it up the others asshole.

Cody gave me the mailman's delivery last night. Oh boy it made me gasmmmhh...

by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023

Frankie special delivery

When a friend named frank has anal sex and then poops all over the wall. He then eats the poop and comes to your house and vomits all over you.

Lwigi: Did you see what happened to frank last night?

Mike: yea, he went to Jorge's house and then came here and gave me a Frankie Special Delivery

Lwigi: lucky!!!

by Jorgous January 26, 2009

morning delivery

the act of wakeing up early in the morning as to not disturbe your significant other or ust a fucking slut and preceding to give him and/or her anal sex whist they are half alseep

i woke up early this morning in the dungy and gave my bitch a morning delivery

by papa lou December 10, 2008