Defective

It means cool in rich terms.

My dog is defective.

by Wwoowow October 22, 2019

Defective

Colin.

Colins brain is defective

by Sosig April 11, 2020

Detectiving

When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.

Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him

by HongleDongle June 21, 2020

Detectivate

To investigate someone in the game of mafia

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020

Detextive

Someone who has a keen ability to decipher, decrypt or determine the root meaning, motive or intention of a text message regardless if the sender is being vague, sarcastic or deceptive.

Example:

Guy: "What are you going to do on your day off today? The usual Fruit Ninja, Trolling on Tik Tok or binge watch Jeffree Star tutorials?"

Girl: "Are you trying to be funny?"

Guy: "Obv 😂"

Girl: "Well it's hard to detect sarcasm over text"

Guy: "Unless you are a Detextive"

by The Nicholas Weston December 27, 2020

defective typewriter

Skipping the menstrual cycle

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”

by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022

Detectivate

The activation of detecting.

You can detectivate in other areas besides homicide and SVU.

by Pauneal July 13, 2023