Delayedest

It’s when u are delayed but you are the delayedest outta everyone

We are all delayed I’m just the delayedest outta the delayers

by Lovebunny21 June 29, 2019

delaney williams

An alcoholic at age 15 and keeps denying it.

Tim-Delaney Williams you are an alcoholic, Delaney Williams- Tim I’m not

by Zhmillahunt September 2, 2019

Delaine

Always fun and outgoing! Also very clueless but always has a kind heart. But is manipulated and deceived by many and will never know the true meaning of love.

You look soo Delaine today!

by koolkid2200 October 21, 2019

delaney davis

delaney davis has dr pepper pussy, period

person 1: “hey what’s that smell?”
person 2: “oh that’s delaney davis, her pussy smells like dr. pepper because that’s all she drinks.”
person 1: must suck for bobby

by PSHS CONFESSIONS November 5, 2019

Delaney

Delaney is an insane redhead. She's always ready and rearing for a fight with any debate. Even if she is going through the hardest times she makes sure your head stays up. Always there if you need anything. As long as you have her back once in a while. She may be insane but that's what makes her the most charismatic person on Earth and with that charm and power is why we all love her and you should too.

Jonah: Why is that redhead bouncing off the walls.

Mackenzie: That's just Delaney.

Jonah & Mackenzie: This year's going to be a lot of fun. (Into a 90's title sequence.)

by 6PinoyBoy9 March 1, 2020

Delayed Gratif*ckation

A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).

Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.

by beard_lover March 31, 2020

delayed smoke

When someone says they want smoke but just keep postponing it until the beef goes away

That nigga Zach pussy he’s all about that delayed smoke, he won't even post up

by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020