Doofus Delaney 

When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom

Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩

Doofus Delaney by fatherdickmas January 17, 2021

Campbell Delaney 

A very sexy and handsome little man, that masterbates to monkey autism porn every night

I am a Campbell Delaney

Campbell Delaney by Funny Gay February 19, 2023

doing a Delaney. 

A phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they MAY or MAY NOT have made first.

Which in turn renders then an unfunny twat thus turning the joke upon themselves.

Man A: " Oi, that's my joke! I said it first!"

man B: "Prove it, you muppet"

Man A: " I'll do more than that, I'll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner"

Man B (shaking head at anally retentive man a :"Twats "doing a Delaney." again"

doing a Delaney. by Becsnicetits October 5, 2009

Corey Delaney

(Aka Corey Worthington) A 16 year old aussie kid who made international news for having a party advertised on his myspace, while his parents were away, which 500 people ending up attending resulting in $20 000 worth of damage. This is not the real reason he made international news though, the real reason is because he’s a wanker.

Corey Delaney in his Aca(A Current Affair) interview.

Corey Delaney by TheTruth Hurts January 10, 2009

Alex Delaney 

An exceptional man that arouses everyone who gazes into his eyes. He is a god among men.

That guy must be an Alex Delaney, he's way to cute.

Alex Delaney by Squidynick November 2, 2020

Drugs Delaney 

A racist term used for a community of minorities that can only sell drugs and work the corners because they don't have the smarts to do anything better.

Detroit is getting bad. All of the schools are closing and forcing a crazy Drugs Delaney situation there.

Drugs Delaney by NotRacistDrunkGuy December 17, 2010

Danny Delaney 

A right dick.

Danny Delaney is a right dick

Danny Delaney by dvrgtfkcgnd December 7, 2017