Double Decker

The act of sitting in ones lap while he or she is sitting on the toilet. The individual on bottom produces excrement into the bowl of the toilet while the individual on top produces excrement between the bottom individual's legs thereby creating the "upper" portion of the deck.

*Often confused with an UPPER DECKER, in which one individual produces excrement into the upper tank of the toilet.*

*See also: Upper Double Decker

Roommates Ezekiel and Jebediah both consumed too many matzah balls and were locked in a heated stand-off over who may use the toilet first. They decided to compromise and perform a DOUBLE DECKER.

by PapaPete September 29, 2011

Upper Decker

When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.

Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!

by Goldgoatturd February 20, 2009

lower decker

The opposite of the upper decker, which involves leaving a fresh pile of feces on the floor next to the toilet, but none actually in the toilet. The lower decker can be used in many situations, such as the workplace or enemies homes.

"Dude, I totally did a lower decker in the men's bathroom."

by simechkr May 12, 2006

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

When a person of the female sex has braces and wants to perform oral sex on your heat seeking moisture missle, but you dont want her to.

Man, that bitch is hot! i wish she'd blow my one-eyed trowser trout....wait.....wait....oh man, braces....? Never mind she's a black and decker pecker wrecker

by Just EN Credible September 18, 2006

double-decker

Double-decker, or to pull a double-decker, is when a girl is having sex with two men, whereas one is thrusting his manhood in her ass, and the other man is penetrating her vagina. Often done to completely dominate the woman, and/or a symbol of the friendship between two men.

Man Oscar, we have gots to double-decker that Sandra chick, she is too fine.

by Christopher Marrow May 12, 2008

double decker biscuit

A fucking work of art.

Shelbe: can I borrow your double decker biscuit I need inspiration for my art project
Isabella: I ate it

by Ktvtjvtivtiv October 6, 2017

black and decker

When you get slapped in the face by a black penis and get called a "good little whore".

I got black and deckered by that guy last night!

by foxylesley September 19, 2006