Darwinacle

An accident-prone person who continues to live in spite of the statistics of Darwinism.

My brother ran into a tree today with his bike; it's his third bicycle accident this month! He's a real Darwinacle.

by Cookey February 1, 2009

Charles Darwin

The most Popular creature in the Sporepedia.

When Spore comes out I'm going to populate a planet with a bunch of Charles Darwins, and they will evolve into an extremely religious race of creatures who believe that they are the superior race of the galaxy, and will spread the word of SuperGod among the stars.

by BinaryEmperor September 26, 2008

Darwin'd

The past tense of "darwin" in which a person:
a) shatters others beliefs of creationism
b) educates someone about evolution
c) smacks someone with a finch

Claudia: "I darwin'd that motherrfuckah"

by godofidea August 20, 2011

Darwinian Fairytale

A Darwinian Fairytale encompasses all the varied just-so stories that evolutionists concoct to promote their theories that non-living matter, such as a rock, given enough time and enough chance, could become a scientist.

These same scientists will claim that God does not exist, since He would need a cause, but they are hopeful that the entire universe can exist without one. They don't like the possibility that the universe had a cause, as that would mean Someone caused it.

Our present administration believes this theory, that since the universe can come from nothing, so can money.

I can accept that evolution occurs: bacteria become resistant to antibiotics- that has been seen and proven and it's called micro-evolution.
But pond scum turning into cab drivers is a Darwinian Fairytale.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

Party Darwinism

The application of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution to partying. While there are different branches of Party Darwinism, most adherents agree to the following beliefs:

1. Parties evolve throughout the evening so that only the "fittest" and "best partiers" are able to keep partying. Weaker partiers end up going home, vomiting, or getting lost.

2. Partying evolution strengthens the party and makes it more fun.

3. Those who attempt to help weaker partiers continue throughout the evening ultimately just slow down the partying evolution and make it less fun for everyone.

Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "Dude, stop trying to help Steve up after he falls over on his face from drinking too much. Just let him lay in the gutter."

Friend 2 (Party Socialist): "C'mon man. It's so much more fun when we all stay together and move at the same pace and split our drinks."

Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "I believe in Party Darwinism. Leave the weak behind. Only the strong deserve to keep partying."

by Party-or-Die September 19, 2011

dearings

earings that dangle and are often flashy

i like you dearings they sparkle they swing.

by the one i is February 24, 2011

Darwinism of Skating

You would think that this is a certian style of skaters? No. Guys think they mainly skate, again, no. This is a group of Female skaters located in Westchester, New York. In order to make skating a more Multi-gender activity

I am in the group "Darwinism of Skating"

by Timothy Timothy II April 10, 2011