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drug dealer day

Congrats to loic for not being caught yet. You have to give us free drugs on 4th December.
drug dealer day is to congratulate people not being caught yet
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
Let me have one'-jack
by Ginger thing December 2, 2020
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Apex drug dealer

A drug dealer who doesn't have a dealer of his/her own.
Yo, Johnny G. is an apex drug dealer. Nobody gets that guy his shit except himself, from himself!
by King of Rome December 8, 2013
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Urban Drug Dealer

A Psychiatrist that does not use the allotted amount of time for a medical consultation. He does not assess the patient's state of mind; he only provides the patient with what is necessary for medication refills. In return, the patient pays for office fees. Mimicking a drug deal.
My urban drug dealer hooked me up with some prozac.
by FromGrace December 14, 2009
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ice cream dealer

yes, that is correct thomas. but we are on to you.
watch your van
by P.C Brown June 12, 2003
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Drug Dealer's Phone

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
by Sieffy October 30, 2016
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Hot drug dealer

A drug dealer who you find hot. People dealering with hot drug dealers are often torn between buying drugs from them or trying to have sex with them.
Kassie's a hot drug dealer. Should I buy weed from her, or should I try to do her? This is a toughy....
by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008
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Allocated minge dealer

When someone gets put in an arranged marriage, so then they have someone to reproduce with.
Our good Christian friend John got an allocated minge dealer last week.
by louisja May 17, 2019
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