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Darwin

Look a Darwin to me is a sweet guy.The funny guy,Actually the most perfect guy, he plays a sport or two.Are mid height,And lord ha beautiful eyes.A Darwin to me is the most perfect guy.Funny,sweet,a gentleman,everything.He might be a little ugly,but that’s the best part.Even tho he got a big nose,he’s still an attractive young man,girls usually throw themselves at him,but he doesn’t want any of them,he only wants that one girl.
Persona 1-“Ay uhm yk Darwin?”
Persona 2-“Darwin??!? Hell yeah
by Bigboobiesmooch November 27, 2022
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Darwin

Darwin is a girl that is amazing and beautiful. Darwin can be very insecure and shy but when you get to know her she is the sweetest, funniest most caring girl you could find.
1#-DARWIN I LOVE YOU
Darwin-oH chill
by Verygaygirlwholovesagirl June 3, 2018
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Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.
Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!
by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021
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Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.
Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.
by ParalegalHottie October 19, 2017
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darwin hubbard

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.
Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?
by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013
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Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.
Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.
by The big fat shark May 10, 2023
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Charles Darwin

Darwin is a fool who believes in evolution and he’s the antichrist man
AAHHH IS THAT CHARLES DARWIN?!! ISN’T HE THE ANTICHRIST??
by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025
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