darth vader

The blackest brother in the galaxy (a Nubian god) whose beautiful black visage is sullied when his mask is pulled off to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man telling the black audience that deep inside they all wants to be white

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hooper-Y October 8, 2008

Darth Vader

That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader

Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!

by Gin167 August 3, 2008

darth mauling

Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.

Oh my God, I was so sick I was Darth Mauling all day long!

by MxyzptlkkltpzyxM October 4, 2013

Darth Dude

A Star Wars fan that never shuts up about Star Wars and says dude in every sentence.

Darth Dude: Dude did you know grievous was a kaleesh
Matt: i dont care
Dath Dude: Dude ki adi mundi had a wife and kids
Matt: i stilll couldnt care less
Darth Dude: Dude what about the droid attacks on the wookies
Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Darth Dude: dude what about...

by Antiseve November 9, 2017

darth bater

1) Someone who breathes heavily while masterbating resulting in a sound reminiscent of darth Vader.

2) Someone who is overly excited about anything Star Wars related, almost to the point where they seem like they'd whip it out and start jacking it to a new Star Wars trailer.

"Could you keep it down in the computer room, you are being a darth bater."

by Edgar Allen Mango November 9, 2017

Darth ren

Official IFunny pedo. Manages to get 14 year olds to suck him off while he is still right below the gay bar. Darth ren is a chad

“ your acting like a Darth ren lmao”

by Darth_ren October 2, 2018

Darth Dickcake

The best insult of all time, there is no coming back from being called this

Darth Pancake... huh... more like Darth Dickcake

by Nonbianry Black SS Officer November 29, 2018