most fuckable iconic triple threat
kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler
by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020

a really cool guy whos "good at basketball" needs to curse one time and also is a really sexy gay cucumber
he has laid over 300 big burly men.
he has laid over 300 big burly men.
by triatomic ranger October 7, 2022

Damon is so hot and sexy. He's tall, dark, and handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and knows exactly what she wants and how she wants it. He's a polite and friendly guy when making impressions but is a sporadic and loud (in a good way) person once you've gotten him comfortable. He clicks well with everyone and is a keeper to a world of secrets. You could tell him your deepest darkest trauma and he'll respond anyway you want; He could give you unbridled support or firm grounding advice. He gives the best hugs, kisses and can pleasure a woman like no other. Some would even say he has fingers that could make a woman fall in love with him instantly. If you ever find yourself falling for a Damon you are in for a ride with a guy who will put prioritize you and treat you as if you are the queen of the world, he will always have music for any occasion you have with him and will make sure you are doing as good as you can be. Romantic or platonic don't lose a Damon because They hold grudges over the smallest things so if you end on a bad note he has potential to never contact you again or completely destroy yourself worth with how much better he will make himself appear after leaving out of your life.
Bianca: God Damon is so cute I really want to ask him out.
Your mom: You should! He has a special kind of Midas touch you wont get anywhere else.
Your mom: You should! He has a special kind of Midas touch you wont get anywhere else.
by JimsShrimpShack November 4, 2021

The sweetest boy. A little insecure with himself.. but I don’t know why because he is so perfect. The kindest, sweetest soul on Earth. Adorable and loving. Always knows just what to say. He speaks in a way that is so sweet.
Damon is a sweetheart
by wendiqo December 11, 2021

Holy fuck isn’t the new guy supposed to be here today?
Who, Damon? I thought that person was made up!
Who, Damon? I thought that person was made up!
by Jahowell4 November 15, 2018

Verb-predator
Type- child
Damon is a kind of guy who only goes after minors once they turn 18 the girl is now old and infertile to this animal, despite a Damon bro g twice their age
Type- child
Damon is a kind of guy who only goes after minors once they turn 18 the girl is now old and infertile to this animal, despite a Damon bro g twice their age
Guy 1:Dude you see that Guy over there?
Guy 2: yeah why’s he talking to that 15 year old isn’t he like 34?
Guy 1: he’s a total Damon
Guy 2: yeah why’s he talking to that 15 year old isn’t he like 34?
Guy 1: he’s a total Damon
by GrayX November 14, 2020

When shenanigans get out of hand.
Best not have another pint, I might end up on top of a crane and need the emergency services to get me down.
Ive done a Damon Davis.
Ive done a Damon Davis.
by Chiwiz88 January 11, 2018
